17.05.12

Lisa has a nice, relaxing meal of appetizers planned for Skeletor, I mean Taylor. Taylor, who is so thrilled that Lisa is now friends with her, seems completely oblivious to the look of horror and pity tattooed all over Lisa's face. She wants to tell Lisa all about ruining Brandi's Malibu beach party, but she can't remember a thing! She was blotto! Taylor isn't wearing eye make-up OR false eyelashes, so Lisa knows this is a cry for help. Taylor doesn't want help, though -- she wants to bitch about Camille. She's not her true friend! She felt so betrayed! Um, Taylor, Camille is not your problem. Anyway, Lisa is going to be taking Taylor to Las Vegas for Pandora's bachelorette party, as Kyle can't make it. Taylor deserves some fun, Lisa thinks. Yes, it's a grand idea to take someone who has just confessed to being blackout drunk to Las Vegas. That always ends well!

Camille and Dedra drink white wine to blot out their memories of Brandi's beach party. But then Brandi drops by! Well, maybe they can drink for other reasons, because this is a grand opportunity to talk about what a nutcase Taylor is. Brandi thinks Taylor behaved like Linda Blair in "The Exorcist," though she doesn't know the name of the actress or the movie and just refers to it as "the one with the girl whose head spun around." Yes, Brandi is quite the conversationalist. The important nugget of information in this scene is not that Brandi would probably suck at a game of charades, but that Adrienne has invited Camille, Kim, Brandi and Dani to have a fun girls' weekend at the Palms on the same weekend Lisa and Taylor will be in Las Vegas for Pandora's party. Yes, Adrienne is determined to get her fair share of free publicity even if it involves putting up with Dana, which is quite something.

Source: HitFix (blog)